Demetri Martin Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. May 25, 1973
Birthday: May 25
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com. 
topic: Funny, Cute, Girl, This Girl
