Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. April 28, 1950
Birthday: April 28
The federal government said today they've begun training sessions for airport security workers to provide what they call more customer satisfaction to the travels, they want to make it easier for us. They're instructing security guards to glance at your luggage tags so that they can call you by your first name. Isn't that creepy? The guy touching your wife, calling her by her first name.
- Jay Leno
topic: Names, Airports, Government, Airport Security, Security Guards, Luggage