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Jay Leno Quotes:

Ocupation: Comedian

Life: b. April 28, 1950

Birthday: April 28

The federal government said today they've begun training sessions for airport security workers to provide what they call more customer satisfaction to the travels, they want to make it easier for us. They're instructing security guards to glance at your luggage tags so that they can call you by your first name. Isn't that creepy? The guy touching your wife, calling her by her first name.

- Jay Leno

topic: Names, Airports, Government, Airport Security, Security Guards, Luggage

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