Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. April 28, 1950
Birthday: April 28
Have you noticed how the Republicans and Democrats try to copy each other at their conventions. Like at the Democratic convention John Kerry's daughter told a story about how he once gave CPR to her hamster. At the Republican convention the Bush girls are going to tell a story about how when their hamster was bad, their dad built them a little electric chair.
- Jay Leno
topic: Girl, Daughter, Dad, Electric Chair, Cpr, John Kerry