Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?
topic: Inspirational, Motivational, Jobs, Job Interview, First Date

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
topic: Marriage, Funny Love, Wedding, Marriage Humor, Married Man

topic: Dating, Religion, Principles, Dilbert, Payoff

topic: Funny, Girl, Home, Funny Dating
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
source: Quoted in N.Y. Times, 1 Dec. 1975
topic: Funny, Hilarious, Sexy, Risque, Bisexuality
topic: Dating, Guy, Letters, Online Dating, This Guy
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
topic: Dog, Being Single, Blind, Blind Date, Funny Dating
topic: Strong, Kissing, First Love, Kissing And Love, Kissing Funny
source: "Toni Braxton Talks New Movie Role". Interview with S. Tia Brown, www.ebony.com. July 26, 2012.
topic: Dating, Different, Funny Dating
topic: Daughter, Dad, Being Single, Mom And Daughter, Mother And Daughter
source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Real, Thinking, Games, Funny Dating
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
topic: Single, Funny Love, Being Single, Singles, Single Man
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
topic: Funny, Girlfriend, Dating, My Girlfriend, Funny Dating
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
topic: Funny, Marriage, Witty, Women Bashing, Dissecting
topic: Girlfriend, Men, Dating, Male Ego, Disservice
I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.
topic: Thinking, People, Dating, Funny Dating, Scheduling
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
topic: Relationship, Boyfriend, Being Single, Raining Day, Rains Beauty
Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
source: Andy Warhol, Bob Colacello (1979). “Andy Warhol's exposures”
topic: Funny Dating
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
topic: Boyfriend, Marriage, Breakup, Funny Valentines Day, Funny Dating
topic: Girl, Hate, Dating, Funny Dating, Loving Me
source: FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Jan 23, 2013
topic: Funny, Girl, Humor, Funny Dating
topic: Funny, Girl, Humor, Want To Sleep, Funny Dating
topic: Girl, School, Dating, First Date, Dinner And A Movie
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.
topic: Girlfriend, Nice, Funny Marriage, Funny Dating
topic: Funny, Humor, Thinking, Funny Dating, Perfect Woman
topic: Funny, Girl, Humor, Funny Dating
topic: Funny, Religious, Humor, Religious Differences, Funny Dating
topic: Funny Dating
topic: Funny, Stupid, Humor, Funny Dating, Negative Energy
topic: Funny, Moving, Humor, Funny Dating
source: "The Drew Carey Show". www.imdb.com. 1995-2004.
topic: Cute, Nice, Drunk, Funny Dating, You Re Pretty