Funny Old Birthday Quotes:
You're only as old as you feel.
source: Source: rocknycliveandrecorded.com
topic: Happy Birthday, Birthday Wishes, Funny Aging, Quotations Birthday Happy Birthday, Funny Happy Birthday
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more.
source: "Write to the Heart : Wit & Wisdom Of Women Writers". Book by Amber Coverdale Sumrall, 1992.
topic: Birthday, Appreciation, Women, Milestone Birthday, Old Birthday
Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.
source: "Philip French's screen legends" by Philip French, www.theguardian.com. April 19, 2008. 
topic: Birthday, Wrinkles, Long, Retouching, Old Birthday
Youth is happy because it has the capacity to see beauty.
topic: Youth, Capacity, Inspirational Beauty, Milestone Birthday, Old Birthday
One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.
topic: Birthday, Excuse You, Age, Funny Old Birthday
You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo
topic: Birthday, Chinese, Scholar, Wise Birthday, Funny Birthday Wishes
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
topic: Birthday, People, Looks, Humorous Birthday, Fat People
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
topic: Inspirational, Life, Sad, Humorous Birthday, Nice Day
To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.
topic: Birthday, Years, Age, Witty Birthday, Funny Old Age Birthday
source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Funny, Birthday, Memories, Memory Loss, Birthday Cake
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
topic: Birthday, Congratulations, Age, Humorous Birthday, Inspirational Age
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
topic: Happy Birthday, Congratulations, Journey, Humorous Birthday, Milestone Birthday
Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese
topic: Funny, Age, Matter, Old Birthday, Funny Birthday
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
topic: Birthday, Growing Up, Growing, Inspirational Age, Older People
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
topic: Birthday, People, Looks, Humorous Birthday, Fat People
source: Malcolm Cowley (1982). “The view from 80”, Penguin Books, 1982
topic: Birthday, Missing, Mind, Humorous Birthday, Old Age Humor
topic: Mind, Age, Matter, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
source: Phyllis Diller (1981). “The joys of aging--and how to avoid them: can sex keep you young? And other silly questions”, Doubleday Books
topic: Cute, Birthday, Funny Relationship, Humorous Birthday, Old Age Humor
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
topic: Birthday, Years, Age, Humorous Birthday, 40th Birthday
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
topic: Funny, Happy Birthday, Growing Up, Humorous Birthday, Middle Aged
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
topic: Inspirational, Funny, Motivational, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.
topic: Birthday, Growing Up, Getting Older, Humorous Birthday, Old Birthday
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
source: Quoted in James B. Simpson, Contemporary Quotations (1964)
topic: Funny, Birthday, Health, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
topic: Life, Happy Birthday, Happiness, Humorous Birthday, Mature And Immature
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
topic: Happy Birthday, Funny Inspirational, Humorous, Humorous Birthday, Birthday Cake
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
source: Quoted in Garson Kanin, It Takes a Long Time to Become Young (1978)
topic: Birthday, Baseball, Fun, Staying Young, Inspirational Age
topic: Birthday, Blow, Cake, Birthday Cake, Old Birthday
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
topic: Birthday, Happiness, Laughter, Happier Life, Birthday Cake
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
topic: Happy Birthday, Beauty, Funny Inspirational, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
topic: Funny, Birthday, Women, Humorous Birthday, Milestone Birthday
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
topic: Health, Medicine, 50th Birthday, Staying Young, Inspirational Age
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
topic: Inspirational, Birthday, Wisdom, Older People, Old Age Humor
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
topic: Birthday, Mistake, Young, Humorous Birthday, Old Birthday
Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.
source: Margaret Fuller, Bell Gale Chevigny (1976). “The Woman and the Myth: Margaret Fuller's Life and Writings”, p.55, UPNE
topic: Birthday, Grows, Old Birthday, Celebrate Birthday, Wise Birthday