All ZACH GALIFIANAKIS Quotes about “Funny”
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“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.”
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“At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?”
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“I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship'”
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“My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.”
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“Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?”
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“Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.”
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“When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.”
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“Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.”
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