Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. January 20, 1956
Birthday: January 20
What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they started pumping this bullshit into my head. I believed in Santa Claus and the Fairy Godmother, of course I believed in a virgin birth, and a guy lived in a whale, and a woman came from a rib. But then something happened that made me doubt all of it: I graduated sixth grade!
source: "Bill Maher: Victory Begins at Home". Documentary, Comedy, 2003.
topic: Mean, Whales, Bullshit, Fairy Godmother, Virgin Birth, Against Religion