Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. January 20, 1956
Birthday: January 20
Face the fact that there's only one sure-fire way to erase credit card debt. By picking up a big, shiny pair of scissors and cutting your wife in half.
source: Bill Maher (2006). “New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer”, p.189, Rodale
topic: Cutting, Fire, Wife, Scissors, Credit Card Debt