"Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits."

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Source : Patton Oswalt (2011). “Zombie Spaceship Wasteland: A Book by Patton Oswalt”, p.98, Simon and Schuster

Patton Oswalt

#Believe Quotes #Zombie Quotes #Waste Quotes

“Blows the lid off a decades-long conspiracy to secretly educate cartoon viewers”
“There is no doubt that we need to manage migration better.Migrants are always getting the blame for politicians.”
“To engage people in culture we must remember that holiness is separation from sin, not separation from sinners.”

Source : FaceBook post by Ed Stetzer from Mar 11, 2010
“Despite being able to demonstrate a very large audience, major advertisers at first wouldn't touch Limbaugh.”
“In my view, Arafat is the only Palestinian in the world that isn't willing to have an independent Palestinian state.”

Source : Interview with Elizabeth Farnsworth, www.pbs.org. February 1, 2004.
“As far as I'm concerned ... the Universe is a junk yard, with everything overpriced. I am through poking around in the junk heaps, looking for bargains. Every so-called bargain ... has been connected by fine wires to a dynamite bouquet.”
“I think good ideas are usually better done quickly than slowly.”

Source : "Steve Ballmer: A Deal for Yahoo Would be Better If Done Soon" by Nick Wingfield, www.wsj.com. December 5, 2008.
“There is no heaven or afterlife for broken-down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark.”

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