Woody Allen Quotes:
Ocupation: Film producer
Life: b. December 1, 1935
Birthday: December 1
I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead.
source: Woody Allen, Robert E. Kapsis, Kathie Coblentz (2006). “Woody Allen: Interviews”, p.160, Univ. Press of Mississippi
topic: Witty, New York, Humorous, Eiffel, Eiffel Tower, Concorde
