Ocupation: Satirist
Life: b. November 28, 1962
Birthday: November 28
The building housing America's military brass is a five-sided pentagon, but somehow, the people in it still manage to make it the squarest place on earth. The latest evidence? A current military document that lists homosexuality as a mental disorder in the same league as mental retardation - noting, of course, the one difference: retarded people can still get into heaven.
topic: Military, Differences, America, Mental Retardation, Mental Disorder