Brian Regan Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. June 2, 1957
Birthday: June 2
I saw something in the store the other day that I don't understand: that peanut butter and jelly in the same jar. Is there a point to that? I mean, I'm lazy-but I wanna meet the guy who needs that. Some guy going, "You know, I could go for a sandwich-but, uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars. Cleaning, who knows how many knives!?"
source: "Brian Regan Live". Audio CD, 1997.
topic: Funny, Mean, Knives, Peanut Butter And Jelly
