Jim Gaffigan Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. July 7, 1966
Birthday: July 7
Do you ever leave a message for somebody and the answering machine cuts you off, and you have to decide whether you should not call back, or call back and appear like a stalker? "Hi. It's me again. I forgot to tell you that I'm going to kill you. Because I'm the freak who keeps calling and calling."
topic: Funny, Cutting, Machines, Answering Machines
