Jay Leno Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. April 28, 1950
Birthday: April 28
I saw something stupid in the paper today - a new alarm clock that makes no noise. It's for people who don't like loud noises. Instead, it slowly hits you with light and gets brighter and brighter until you wake up. I already have one of those... it's called a window.
source: "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (Episode #9.31)". Talk-Show, February 14, 2001.
topic: Funny, Stupid, Light, Loud Noises, Alarm Clocks, Being Funny
