Totie Fields quotes
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“I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.”
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“I've waited all my life to say this... I weigh less than Elizabeth Taylor!”
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“Happiness is getting a brown gravy stain on a brown dress.”
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“Shirley Temple had charisma as a child. But it cleared up as an adult.”
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“I break all the rules and wear everything. Ruffles, ostrich feathers, fox coats. You look fat in fox anyway, so if you start fat, you only look a little fatter.”
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“I exercise daily to keep my figure. I keep patting my hand against the bottom of my chin. It works too. I have the thinnest fingers in town.”
-- Totie Fields
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Source : Alice James (1934). “Her Brothers Her Journal”
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“What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.”
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“An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.”
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“A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.”
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“If a literary man puts together two words about music, one of them will be wrong.”
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