Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. April 28, 1950
Birthday: April 28
How many watched the President's speech last night? [half-hearted audience applause] How many watched American Idol ? [thundering applause] Okay, there you go! You get the government you deserve.
- Jay Leno
source: "The Tonight Show", February 1, 2006.
topic: Night, Government, Idols, Last Night, American Idol, Half Hearted