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I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.

topic: Birth, Certificates, Birth Certificate

quote a certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination donald trump Quotes

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.

source: "ABC Grills Trump With Tough Questions, Provided Softballs for Dem Candidates in 2007". Interview with George Stephanopoulos, www.newsbusters.org. April 19, 2011.

topic: Imagination, Birth, Certificates, Birth Certificate

My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.

- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

topic: Basketball, Mother, Pay, Certificates, Funny Mother

The birth of democracy in Iraq is one of the great positive changes of our era.

- Ernest Istook

topic: Iraq, Democracy, Eras, Birth Certificate, Great Positive

In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.

- Will Rogers

source: Will Rogers (1977). “Letters of a self-made diplomat to his President”, Will Rogers Heritage Trust

topic: Life, Territory, Being There, Certificates, Birth Certificate

Merely presenting a driver's license or other document based on a birth certificate is not enough for an accurate verification. Biometric verification of identity must be made and then a data base of those persons who have legal status must be checked.

- Bob Dole

topic: Data, Identity, Immigration, Biometrics, Verification

The only name on my birth certificate was Henley, no first name.

- Rickey Henderson

topic: Names, Firsts, Birth, Certificates, Birth Certificate

Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.

- George Lopez

topic: Want, Birth, Certificates, Birth Certificate

President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.

- David Letterman

topic: Japan, Korea, President, South Korea, Birth Certificate

I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause.

- Ronnie Shakes

topic: Baby, Ugly, Causes, Probable Cause, Birth Certificate

On Fox News, Donald Trump said Obama's birth certificate could indicate that he's a Muslim. Trump said he doesn't trust anyone with a foreign-sounding name, and neither does his daughter Ivanka.

- Conan O'Brien

topic: Daughter, Names, Doe, Birth Certificate, Fox News

Donald Trump said that if President Obama releases his birth certificate, Trump will release his tax return. Obama said he won't run for a second term if Trump releases that thing on his head.

- Conan O'Brien

topic: Running, President, Return, Tax Returns, Birth Certificate

Donald Trump says that he will not run for president. You know why? He can't find his birth certificate.

- Jay Leno

topic: Running, President, Birth, Birth Certificate

You don't need to see my birth certificate, or my college records, or my legal writings, or... anything.

- Barack Obama

topic: Writing, College, Needs, Birth Certificate

In principle the first thing on the stream would be my birth certificate, a little electronic version of that, my parents would put my school records, health records, whatever of their child onto the stream. And the stream continues to flow forward through time.

- David Gelernter

source: Big Think Interview, bigthink.com.

topic: Children, School, Parent, Certificates, Birth Certificate

Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new birth certificate.

- David Letterman

topic: Sorry, Presidential, Birth, Birth Certificate

I don't know where [Obama is from] I don't think he's from where they issue birth certificates – I think he's from Hell.

- Glenn Beck

topic: Thinking, Issues, Birth, Certificates, Birth Certificate

What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's Obama.

- Rush Limbaugh

topic: Thinking, Doe, Common, Certificates, Birth Certificate

I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for resurrecting the Obama presidency. I know they're saying, 'Why are you thanking me? I was so against it, I marched on Washington with tea bags hanging off my Founding Fathers costume, with a gun on my hip and a picture of Obama dressed as Hitler, screaming about his birth certificate.' And America saw that and said, 'I think I'll go with the calm black man.'

- Bill Maher

topic: Father, Gun, Men, Tea Bag, Birth Certificate

Sidney Blumenthal is very close friend of Secretary [Hillary] Clinton. And her campaign manager, Patti Doyle, went to - during the campaign, her campaign against President [Barak] Obama, fought very hard. If you look at CNN this past week, Patti Solis Doyle was on Wolf Blitzer saying that this happened. Blumenthal sent McClatchy, highly respected reporter at McClatchy, to Kenya to find out about it.She failed to get the birth certificate.When I got involved, I didn't fail. I got him to give the birth certificate [of Barack Obama]. So I'm satisfied with it.

- Donald Trump

source: Source: time.com

topic: Past, Cnn, Giving, Barak Obama, Birth Certificate

Donald Trump has told me that he is proud of the fact that he finally got Barack Obama to produce his birth certificate.

- Rudy Giuliani

source: "Giani vs. Matthews: Was Obama Born In The U.S.? Why Won't Donald Trump Say So?" by Tim Hains, www.realclearpolitics.com. September 9, 2016.

topic: Proud, Facts, Birth, Birth Certificate

He [Donald Trump] is the one who got him [Barack Obama] to finally produce the birth certificate. Hillary Clinton's campaign first raised this issue. He picked this up from Hillary Clinton.

- Rudy Giuliani

source: Source: www.realclearpolitics.com

topic: Issues, Campaigns, Firsts, Birth Certificate

How old are you? If your first reflex is to reply with your chronological age, the number on your birth certificate, you are only one-third correct. There are actually two additional, and more important, indicators of age. And the exciting news is that it is within your power to adjust both of these other "age indicators" and truly grow younger and live longer.

- Deepak Chopra

topic: Two, Numbers, Important, Birth Certificate

I don't care where [Ted] Cruz comes from. I don't care where the President comes from. Day one, I opened an investigation on a fraudulent government Hawaii document, period, on a birth certificate, so if you can say Cruz has fake documents, okay.

- Joe Arpaio

topic: Government, Fake, President, Documents, Birth Certificate

John McCain turned 72 years old last Friday, but the Chinese are making him a birth certificate that says he's only 33 and then he'll be ready to go.

- David Letterman

topic: Friday, Years, Chinese, Birth Certificate

Then Jesus introduced Himself to me. Though my birth certificate reads 1983, I reckon I was born in 1999, when I met Jesus - not in a church or on a camp or through people, but alone in my bedroom with an open Bible and a tangible revelation that the Son of God was not only real, but alive and awesome and stronger than the chains that bound me.

- Brooke Fraser

topic: Jesus, Real, Son, Birth Certificate

I have people that have been studying Obama's birth certificate and they cannot believe what they're finding... I would like to have him show his birth certificate, and can I be honest with you, I hope he can. Because if he can't, if he can't, if he wasn't born in this country, which is a real possibility…then he has pulled one of the great cons in the history of politics.

- Donald Trump

source: "14 of Trump's most outrageous 'birther' claims - half from after 2011" by Gregory Krieg, edition.cnn.com. September 16, 2016.

topic: Country, Real, Believe, Birth Certificate

Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.

- Conan O'Brien

topic: Eye, Hair, Blue, Birth Certificate, Candidates

Right here, in this same headquarters, 52 years ago, the Convention that gave the birth certificate to the war on drugs was approved

- Juan Manuel Santos

topic: War, Years, Drug, Headquarters, Birth Certificate

You have all these people in the city and everything has become centralized. If you live outside the city and you need a birth certificate or some official paper from the government, you have to travel to the city.

- Edwidge Danticat

source: Source: www.vanityfair.com

topic: Government, Cities, People, Certificates, Centralized Government

I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.

- George Carlin

topic: Humorous, Tired, Guilt, Innocent Victims, Reports

When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.

- Jackie Vernon

topic: Father, Trying, Three, Birth Certificate

The umlaut isn't on my birth certificate. I had this book as a child called Chloe and Maude, and there was an umlaut on the e, and I said, I want that! It's a little flair. Just to confuse people even more.

- Chloe Sevigny

topic: Children, Book, People, Flair, Birth Certificate

Now, I know that he's taken some flak lately but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than The Donald. And that's because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter, like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?

- Barack Obama

topic: Taken, Moon, Issues, Moon Landing, Biggie

I went to regular schools and I was home schooled a lot but I don't have any history in schools. Like, I literally don't exist. I didn't even get a birth certificate until the mid-80s. I always feel like I could be, like, 10 years younger, or maybe I'm 70!

- Rose McGowan

source: "Rose is rising". Interview with Damon Wise, www.theguardian.com. November 10, 2007.

topic: Home, School, Years, Birth Certificate

Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.

- Ann Coulter

topic: Usa, Starting Over, Lasts, Certificates, Birth Certificate

I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.

- Bill Maher

topic: School, Diploma, Birth, Certificates, Birth Certificate

The three most important documents a free society gives are a birth certificate, a passport, and a library card.

- E. L. Doctorow

topic: Giving, Library, Important, Library Cards, Certificates

If a fish is born in your aquarium and you call him John, write out a birth certificate, tell him about his family history, and in two minutes he gets eaten by another fish - that's tragic. But it's only tragic because you projected a separate self where there was none. You got hold of a fraction of dynamic process, a molecular dance, and a separate entity out of it.

- Eckhart Tolle

topic: Spiritual, Writing, Two, Birth Certificate

President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate.

- Craig Ferguson

topic: Fake, President, Campaigns, Paperwork, Birth Certificate

I was fortunate enough to be an American citizen by birth and I have the birth certificate to prove it.

- Raul Labrador

topic: Citizens, Birth, Enough, Certificates, Birth Certificate

No birth certificate is issued when friendship is born. There is nothing tangible. There is just a feeling that your life is different and that your capacity to love and care has miraculously been enlarged without any effort on your part. It's like having a tiny apartment and somebody moves in with you. But instead of becoming cramped and crowded, the space expands, and you discover rooms you never knew you had until your friend moved in with you....

- Steve Tesich

topic: Friendship, Moving, Space, Birth Certificate

Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair

- Trevor Jones

topic: Motivational, Would Be, Birth, Birth Certificate

No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate, they know that this is the place that we were born and raised.

- Mitt Romney

source: "NBC and CBS Pounce on Romney’s Birth Certificate ‘Swipe’ at Obama: ‘Was It a Joke?’". "NBC Nightly News" with David Gregory, www.mrc.org. August 24, 2012.

topic: Stupid People, Election, Birth, Born And Raised, Birth Certificate

In a Cafe" I watched a man in a cafe fold a slice of bread as if he were folding a birth certificate or looking at the photograph of a dead lover.

- Richard Brautigan

topic: Men, Cafes, Bread, Folding, Birth Certificate

[Lennie meets Joe - he works out that she was named after John Lennon] I nod. "Mom was a hippie." This is northern Northern California after all - the final frontier of freakerdom. Just in the eleventh grade we have a girl named Electricity, a guy named Magic Bus, and countless flowers: Tulip, Begonia, and Poppy - all parent-given-on-the-birth-certificate names. Tulip is a two-ton bruiser of a guy who would be the star of out football team if we were the kind of school that has optional morning meditation in the gym

- Jandy Nelson

topic: Girl, Mom, Football, Lennie, Birth Certificate

Annie turned away, her eyes glittering. 'Here's what no one tells you,' she said. 'When you deliver a fetus, you get a death certificate, but not a birth certificate. And afterward, your milk comes in, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.' She looked up at me. 'You can't win. Either you have the baby and wear your pain on the outside, or you don't have the baby, and you keep that ache in you forever. I know I didn't do the wrong thing. But I don't feel like I did the right thing, either.

- Jodi Picoult

topic: Baby, Pain, Eye, Annie, Birth Certificate

Even when all the paperwork-a marriage license, a notarized deed, two birth certificates, and seven years of tax returns-clearly indicates you're an adult, but all the same, there you are, clutching the phone and thanking God that you're still somebody's daughter.

- Kelly Corrigan