Drinking With Friends Quotes:

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

- Ernest Hemingway

topic: Funny, Witty, Clever, Alcoholism, Irish Beer

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

- Humphrey Bogart

topic: Book, Drinking, Beer, Irish Beer, Brewing

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason

- W. C. Fields

topic: Drinking, Wine, Excellence, Vineyards, Best Wine

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.

- Knute Rockne

topic: Drinking, Alcohol, Firsts, Skip, Drinking Alcohol

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

- James Thurber

topic: Drinking, Beer, Two, Liquor Funny, Drinkers

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.

- Ben Jonson

source: Ben Jonson, Francis Beaumont, John Fletcher (1811). “The Dramatic Works of Ben Jonson, and Beaumont and Fletcher”, p.149

topic: Drinking, Sorrow, Use, Drinking Toast, Drinking With Friends

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

- Winston Churchill

topic: Military, Taken, Drinking, Alcoholism, Irish Beer

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

- Ogden Nash

topic: Drinking, Liquor, Candy, Funny Sarcastic, Perspiration

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

- Benjamin Franklin

topic: Love, Inspirational, Funny, Ale, Lager

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; you shall perhaps not do tomorrow.

- John Fletcher

source: John Fletcher, Nathan Field, Philip Massinger (1991). “The Bloody Brother: A Tragedy”

topic: Sorrow, Today, Tomorrow, Drinking With Friends

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

- Dean Martin

source: In Paul Dickson Official Rules (1978) p. 112

topic: Clever, Lying, Humorous, Alcoholism, Drinkers

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

- Frank Zappa

topic: Funny, Country, Football, Irish Beer, Brewing

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

- Henny Youngman

topic: Crazy, Book, Reading, Liquor Funny, Day Drinking

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

- Phyllis Diller

topic: Fall, Drinking, Falling Down, Liquor Funny, Drinking Funny

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

- Dean Martin

source: "Famous drinkers" by Rob Parker, www.theguardian.com. April 18, 2004.

topic: Drinking, Book, Beer, Funny Sarcastic, Inspirational Golf

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

- P. J. O'Rourke

topic: Drinking, Alcohol, Mind, Liquor Funny, Drinking Funny

No poems can please long or live that are written by water drinkers.

- Horace

topic: Food, Long, Water, Liquor Funny, Drinkers

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

- W. Clement Stone

topic: Funny, Witty, Humorous, Lunch Break, Free Lunch

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.

- Jimmy Breslin

source: Jimmy Breslin (1986). “Table money”

topic: Drinking, Food, Beer, Strong Personality, Quit Drinking

Farewell, woman! I intend Henceforth every night to sit With my lewd, well-natured friend, Drinking to engender wit.

- John Wilmot

source: John Wilmot, John Adlard (2002). “The Debt to Pleasure: John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester, in the Eyes of His Contemporaries and in His Own Poetry and Prose”, p.73, Taylor & Francis

topic: Women, Drinking, Farewell, Drinking With Friends

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

- Henny Youngman

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: Good Life, Drinking, Grandmother, Mother And Grandmother, Mother Grandmother

If all be true that I do think, There are five reasons we should drink: Good wine - a friend - or being dry - Or lest we should be by and by - Or any other reason why.

- Henry Aldrich

source: 'Reasons for Drinking'

topic: Drinking, Wine, Thinking, Wine And Friends, Wine With Friends

Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.

- Dario Fo

topic: Drinking, Use, After Death, Irish Drinking, Wine Toast

BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.

- Ambrose Bierce

topic: Two, Alcohol, Lightning, Drinking Alcohol, Drinking With Friends

For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting like an immature dipshit.

- Drew Magary

topic: Mother, Father, Drinking, Drinking With Friends

Well to me growing, up I've had my own psychological war with my parents dying at such a young age. My mother was killed by a drunk driver, then two months later my father drowned. He was out with his friends drinking and on medication for depression, and he didn't come out of the water alive. Growing up with sexual abuse and having to be in gangs and dealing with my own trauma; finding the cultural identity when I was 16, and learning those traditional ways saved me from hurting myself.

- Adam Beach

source: "‘Diablo’ Interview: Adam Beach". Interview with Andrew Hawkins, chud.com. January 9, 2016.

topic: Mother, Hurt, Growing Up, Hurting Myself, Drinking With Friends