Drinking Toast Quotes:

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

- Tom Waits

topic: Friends, Pain, Real, Wine And Friends, Wine With Friends

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

- Miguel de Cervantes

topic: Drinking, Sometimes, Drink, Drinkers, Wine Toast

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

- Mark Twain

topic: Alcohol, Too Much, Whiskey, Scotch Whisky, Whisky

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

- Dave Barry

source: "Vegetable Magnetism" by Dave Barry, www.washingtonpost.com. March 17, 1991.

topic: Fun, Drinking, Book, Ale, Lager

Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

- Kurt Vonnegut

source: "Cat's Cradle". Book by Kurt Vonnegut, 1963.

topic: Drinking, Beer, Weight Loss, Spanish And English, Merry

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

- Henny Youngman

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: Good Life, Drinking, Grandmother, Mother And Grandmother, Mother Grandmother

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

topic: Drinking, Wine, Too Much, Scotch Whisky, Whisky

He that buys land buys many stones, He that buys flesh buys many bones, He that buys eggs buys many shells, But he that buys good ale buys nothing else.

- John Ray

source: Henry George Bohn, John Ray (1860). “A Hand-book of Proverbs: Comprising an Entire Republication of Ray's Collection of English Proverbs, with His Additions from Foreign Languages : and an Alphabetical Index, in which are Introduced Large Additions, as Well of Proverbs as of Sayings, Sentences, Maxims, and Phrases”, p.383

topic: Land, Eggs, Shells, Drinking Toast, Funny Beer Drinking

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

- Dave Barry

topic: Drinking, Book, Beer, Ale, Funny Sarcastic

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.

- Lord Byron

topic: Laughter, Drinking, Wine, Alcoholism, Intoxication

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

- Dudley Moore

topic: Drinking, Funny Drinking, Drink, Liquor Funny, Day Drinking

When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

- Flann O'Brien

source: Flann O'Brien (2011). “The Various Lives of Keats and Chapman”, p.118, Souvenir Press

topic: Horse, Drinking, Men, Irish Beer, Irish Drinking

Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty; Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant queen, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty! Let the toast pass; Drink to the lass; I 'll warrant she 'll prove an excuse for the glass.

- Richard Brinsley Sheridan

source: 'The School for Scandal' (1777) act 3, sc. 3

topic: Queens, Glasses, Alcohol, Flaunting, Warrants

Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That's all we shall know for truth Before we grow old and die.

- William Butler Yeats

topic: Love, Eye, Wine, Old Wine, Wine And Love

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

- George Bernard Shaw

topic: Funny, Life, Drinking, Alcoholism, Funny Sarcastic

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

- Lord Byron

topic: Drinking, Beer, Men, Alcoholism, Intoxication

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

- Dean Martin

source: "Famous drinkers" by Rob Parker, www.theguardian.com. April 18, 2004.

topic: Drinking, Book, Beer, Funny Sarcastic, Inspirational Golf

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

- George Gobel

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Drinking, Drunk, Day Drinking, Drinking Alcohol, Drinking Toast

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

- Brendan Behan

topic: Drinking, Two, Thirsty, Irish Drinking, Day Drinking

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

- Raymond Chandler

source: The Long Goodbye ch. 4 (1953)

topic: Girl, Drinking, Beer, Funny Sarcastic, Kissing A Girl

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

- Satchel Paige

topic: Love, Inspirational, Life, Song And Dance, Play On Words

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason

- W. C. Fields

topic: Drinking, Wine, Excellence, Vineyards, Best Wine

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

- Ogden Nash

topic: Drinking, Liquor, Candy, Funny Sarcastic, Perspiration

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

- Ernest Hemingway

topic: Funny, Witty, Clever, Alcoholism, Irish Beer

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

- Winston Churchill

topic: Military, Taken, Drinking, Alcoholism, Irish Beer

Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.

- Cathy Hopkins

source: Cathy Hopkins (2007). “Mates, Dates and Chocolate Cheats”, p.13, Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd.

topic: Death, May, Tomorrow, Spanish And English, Merry

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

- Brian O'Rourke

topic: Food, Fall, Drinking, Irish Beer, Irish Drinking

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

- Groucho Marx

topic: Funny, Witty, Girlfriend, Irish Drinking, Irish Proverbs

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

- Frank Sinatra

topic: Drinking, Beer, Men, Alcoholism, Irish Beer

May you live all the days of your life.

- Jonathan Swift

topic: Inspirational, Birthday, Good Life, Source Of Life, Meaning Life

May our house always be too small to hold all of our friends.

- Myrtle Reed

source: Myrtle Reed, Mary Badollet Powell (1911). “The Myrtle Reed Year Book: Epigrams and Opinions from the Writings and Sayings of Myrtle Reed”

topic: Friendship, House, May, Wine Toast, Drinking Toast

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

- Henny Youngman

topic: Crazy, Book, Reading, Liquor Funny, Day Drinking

Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.

- Dario Fo

topic: Drinking, Use, After Death, Irish Drinking, Wine Toast

Work like you don't need the money.

- Joseph Joubert

topic: Dance, Work, Hippie, Song And Dance, Play On Words

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Funny, Witty, Work, Irish Beer, Irish Drinking

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

- Bette Davis

source: "Fictional character: Kit Marlowe". "Old Acquaintance", www.imdb.com. 1943.

topic: Drinking, Wine, Glasses, Women And Wine, Wine And Love

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.

- Ben Jonson

source: Ben Jonson, Francis Beaumont, John Fletcher (1811). “The Dramatic Works of Ben Jonson, and Beaumont and Fletcher”, p.149

topic: Drinking, Sorrow, Use, Drinking Toast, Drinking With Friends

A meal without wine is like a day without sun

- Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

topic: Wine, Meals, Sun, Italian Proverb, Best Wine

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

- William Butler Yeats

topic: Food, Drinking, Men, Alcoholism, Irish Beer

The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking.

- Euripides

topic: Drinking, Beer, Men, Jolly, Drinking Toast

Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year everybody.

- Phyllis McGinley

topic: New Year, Happy New Year, Years, Drinking Toast, Funny New Years Eve