An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
topic: Drinking, Book, Beer, Intelligent Man, Irish Beer

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
topic: Book, Drinking, Beer, Irish Beer, Brewing

topic: Clever, Drinking, Drunk, Liquor Funny, Drinking And Driving

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
topic: Inspirational, Funny, Believe, Drinking Beer, Drinking Party

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
source: Dictionary of 20th Century Quotations quoted by Nigel Rees. Fontana London (1987)
topic: Funny, Drinking, Wine, Soft Drinks, Alcoholism
Life is too short to drink bad wine.
topic: Life Is Too Short, Wine, Vineyards, Life's Too Short, Life Is Way Too Short
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
topic: Funny, Drinking, Book, Drinking And Driving, Drinkers
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
topic: Party, Drinking, Beer, Irish Beer, Brewing
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
topic: Drinking, Sometimes, Drink, Drinkers, Wine Toast
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
topic: Strong, Drinking, Exercise, Gin And Tonic, Gin
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!
source: Louis Untermeyer (1930). “Blue Rhine, Black Forest: A Hand- & Day-book”
topic: Beer, Glasses, Whiskey Drinking, Brewing Beer, Short Beer
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
source: In Paul Dickson Official Rules (1978) p. 112
topic: Clever, Lying, Humorous, Alcoholism, Drinkers
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
topic: Drinking, Beer, Wife, Drinking Alcohol, Funny Bar
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
topic: Crazy, Book, Reading, Liquor Funny, Day Drinking
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
topic: Drinking, Beer, Reality, Drinking Beer, Drinking Funny
Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.
topic: Wine, Cigar, Drink, Life's Too Short, Vineyards
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
topic: Drinking, Drunk, Perspective, Drinking Alcohol, Drinking Party
source: "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Drinking, Two, Alcohol, Gin, Drinking Alcohol
topic: Funny, Country, Football, Irish Beer, Brewing
I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.
topic: Drinking, Beer, Pounds, Stop Drinking, Short Beer
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
topic: Drinking, Beer, Enjoy, Craft Beer, Funny Beer Drinking
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
topic: Husband, Alcohol, Poison, Your Husband, Wives And Mothers