topic: Gratitude, Heart, Parent, Inspirational Thanksgiving, Thankful Heart

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
topic: Thanksgiving Day, Optimist, Persons, Optimism And Pessimism, Optimism In Life

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
topic: Thanksgiving, Good Day, Men, Day After Thanksgiving, Funny Thanksgiving Day
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
topic: Thanksgiving, Turkeys, Kitchen, Carving, Funny Thanksgiving Day
topic: Mom, Drinking, Funny Thanksgiving, Kitties, Thanksgiving Day
topic: Thanksgiving, Heart, Men, Praise And Thanksgiving, Boon
topic: Jobs, Funny Thanksgiving, Turkeys, Thanksgiving Wishes, Turkey Day
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
source: FaceBook post by Rita Rudner from Nov 13, 2012
topic: Sarcastic, Mother, Sarcasm, Day After Thanksgiving, Funny Thanksgiving Day
topic: Thanksgiving, Running, Sweet, Extremity, Gratefulness
I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
topic: Thanksgiving, Turkeys, Los Angeles, Thanksgiving Day, Funny Thanksgiving Day
Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart.
topic: Thanksgiving, Gratitude, Appreciation, Inspirational Gratitude, Thankful Heart
topic: Food, Mean, Talking, Wishbones, Inspirational Thanksgiving
source: FaceBook post by Oprah Winfrey from Oct 03, 2011
topic: Positive, Thank You, Thankful, Concentrating, Spiritual Blessings
Praise God even when you don't understand what He is doing.
topic: Funny Thanksgiving, Praise, Praise God, Thanksgiving Day, Praise And Thanksgiving
source: Alistair Cooke (2015). “Talk About America: 1951–1968”, p.15, Open Road Media
topic: Thanksgiving, Turkeys, Doctrine, Cranberries, Day After Thanksgiving
topic: Thanksgiving, Believe, Eye, Thanksgiving Day, Clear Eyes
topic: Thanksgiving, Pie, Yams, Thanksgiving Day, Funny Thanksgiving Day
The thankful heart will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings.
topic: Heart, Blessing, Thankfulness, Being Blessed, Spiritual Gratitude
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the others.
topic: Inspirational, Thank You, Thanksgiving, I Am Thankful, Spiritual Gratitude
Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.
topic: Turkeys, Doe, Funny Thanksgiving Day, Peaceful Coexistence, Christian Thanksgiving
The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest.
topic: Happiness, Thanksgiving, Thankful, I Am Thankful, Inspirational Thank You
topic: Thanksgiving, Gratitude, Optimistic, I Am Thankful, Thankful Heart
source: "Beyond the Pale". Live album by Jim Gaffigan, www.npr.org. February 7, 2006.
topic: People, Drunk, What If, Funny Thanksgiving Day, Thankful Thanksgiving
topic: Football, Country, Aunt, Watching Football, Funny Thanksgiving Day