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David Letterman Quotes:

Ocupation: Talk show host

Life: b. April 12, 1947

Birthday: April 12

You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and Kim Jong Un had him executed. I remember the same thing happened when a guy used Martha Stewart's personal lemon zester.

- David Letterman

topic: Circles, Korea, Evil, Ashtrays

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