You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
topic: Golf, Thinking, Swings, Inspirational Golf, Great Golf

source: Ben Hogan (2010). “Power Golf”, p.11, Simon and Schuster
topic: Golf, Hair, Swings, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf
I think the golf swing is all about rotation, all about trying to keep the club on plane.
topic: Golf, Thinking, Swings, Rotation, Golf Swing
topic: Art, Golf, Swings, Golf Swing
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
topic: Retirement, Real, Golf, Funny Golf, Funny Golfing
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
topic: Golf, Swings, Trying, Great Golf, Golf Jokes
topic: Believe, Golf, Swings, Golf Swing
topic: Golf, Player, Remember, Good Golf, Golf Swing
Tempo is the glue that sticks all elements of the golf swing together.
topic: Golf, Swings, Together, Tempo, Golf Swing
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
topic: Funny, Lying, Golf, Humorous Golf, Inspirational Golf
Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.
topic: Writing, Golf, Games, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf
The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.
topic: Golf, Swings, Bags, Golfing, Golf Swing
topic: Lying, Golf, Average, Long Grass, Playing Golf
topic: Sports, Cheer, Golf, Golf Swing
While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
source: "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Golf, Two, Balls, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball
topic: Basketball, Sports, Fashion, Inspirational Golf, Funniest Sports
topic: Distance, Golf, Ears, Funny Golf, Golf Jokes
topic: Sports, Husband, Games, Humorous Golf, Funny Sports
source: Michael Bamberger (2007). “This Golfing Life”, p.43, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
topic: Golf, Guitar, Tennis, Electric Guitar, Playing Golf
topic: Golf, Years, Play, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
topic: Golf, Swings, Lunch, Great Golf, Funny Golf
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
topic: Funny, Golf, Play, Inspirational Golf, Funny Retirement
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
topic: Funny, Retirement, Native American, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
topic: Golf, Shadow, Balls, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
topic: Sports, Dirty, Golf, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.
topic: Golf, World, Columbus, Great Golf, Funny Golfing
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
source: Quoted in Scholastic Coach,'Coaches' Corner', Dec 1982.
topic: Golf, Games, Tomatoes, Humorous Golf, Golfing
topic: Sports, Golf, Iron, Humorous Golf, Golf Ball
Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.
topic: Fun, Writing, Evolution, Good Sex, Great Golf
topic: Golf, Firsts, Bottles, Drank, Golf Jokes
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
topic: Golf, Games, Strokes, Great Golf, Golfing
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Golf, Swings, Practice, Humorous Golf, Great Golf
topic: Sports, Football, Baseball, Golf Swing
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
source: A. A. Milne (2012). “Not That it Matters”, p.22, The Floating Press
topic: Golf, Games, World, Inspirational Golf, Funny Golf
topic: Attitude, Golf, Swings, Golf Life, Golf Swing
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
topic: Art, Athlete, Golf, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf
topic: Golf, Swings, Practice, Golf Swing
topic: Golf, Player, Swings, Golf Swing
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
topic: Sex, Golf, Enjoy, Inspirational Golf, Great Golf
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
topic: Sports, Prayer, Golf, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf
Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.
topic: Golf, Air, Years, Great Golf, Funny Golfing
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
topic: Fun, Golf, Clothes, Great Golf, Advertisement Negative
topic: Funny, Sports, Baseball, Humorous Golf, Motivational Golf
topic: Children, Dirty, Golf, Inspirational Golf, Motivational Golf