Ocupation: Comedienne
Life: July 17, 1917 - August 20, 2012
Birthday: July 17
Death: August 20
We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to get so damp in there, we'd have a rainbow above it.
source: Phyllis Diller (2006). “Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy”, p.68, Penguin
topic: Funny, Baby, Children, Damp, Bus Stops