Steven Wright Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. December 6, 1955
Birthday: December 6
One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it, and the whole building started up. So I drove it around. A policeman stopped me for going too fast. He said, "Where do you live?" I said, "Right here!" Then I drove my building onto the middle of a highway, and I ran outside, and told all of the cars to get the hell out of my driveway.
topic: Funny, Home, Humor, Driveway, Car Keys
