Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.
source: Twitter post from Jun 21, 2009
topic: Dad, Naps, Funny Fathers Day

topic: Inspirational, Father, Our Society, Inspirational Father, Our Father

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
topic: Fathers Day, Baby, Dad, Father Died, Inspirational Father

source: "R.I.P. Rodney Dangerfield", www.indiewire.com. October 6, 2004.
topic: Happy, Fathers Day, Dad, Kidnapped, Funny Father
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
topic: Funny, Dad, Father, Funny Dad, Funny Father
source: FaceBook post by Jim Gaffigan from May 09, 2012
topic: Fathers Day, Song, Dad, Being A Father, Funny Dad
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Happy Family, Marriage Advice
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
topic: Funny, Fathers Day, Dad, Father Died, Inspirational Father
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
topic: Basketball, Fathers Day, Dad, Father Died, Inspirational Father
I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.
topic: Daughter, Fathers Day, Strong, Joys Of Childhood, Inspirational Father
topic: Love, Funny, Motivational, Live And Learn, Inspirational Family Love
topic: Fathers Day, Zoos, Kids, Being A Father, Dad Love
topic: Children, Sleep, Parenting, Having Kids, Being A Parent
To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter.
topic: Mother Daughter, Fathers Day, Dad, Mom And Daughter, Inspirational Father
You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.
topic: Family, Father, Together, Inspirational Father, Great Father
topic: Funny, Fathers Day, Kids, Great Father, Dad Love
topic: Mom, Children, Mean, Inspirational Father, Mother's Day
A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
topic: Fathers Day, Dad, Men, Inspirational Father, Daughter To Father
It is a wise father that knows his own child.
topic: Family, Wise, Meaningful, Inspirational Father, Merchant Of Venice
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
topic: Fathers Day, Dad, Fatherhood, Funny Dad, Being A Dad
The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad!
topic: Dad, Daddy, Father Died, Inspirational Father, My Dad Died
To her, the name of father was another name for love.
topic: Dad, Father, Names, Inspirational Father, Great Father
It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father.
topic: Fathers Day, Children, Dad, Inspirational Father, Being A Father
It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was.
source: "A Small Journal" by Anne Sexton, 1974.
topic: Death, Daughter, Fathers Day, Loss Of A Parent, Father Died
One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.
topic: Relationship, Daughter, Fathers Day, Inspirational Father, Great Father
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
topic: Fathers Day, Father, Great Father, Dad Love, Funny Dad
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
topic: Funny, Fathers Day, Dad, Funny Dad, Being A Dad
It is not flesh and blood, but heart which makes us fathers and sons.
topic: Family, Thank You, Fathers Day, Happy Family, Inspirational Father
topic: Mom, Fathers Day, Dad, Funny Father, Funny Fathers Day
My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.
topic: Fathers Day, Dad, Loss, Sons Love, Father Died
Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father.
topic: Family, Fathers Day, Dad, Inspirational Father, Great Father
topic: Fathers Day, Dad, Comfort, Great Father, Dad Love
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
topic: Fathers Day, Jesus, Confused, Funny Fathers Day
topic: Family, Fathers Day, Mother, Inspirational Father, Credit Card
topic: Daughter, Fathers Day, Baby, Mom And Daughter, Father Died
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
topic: Funny, Family, Children, Inspirational Family Love, Vocabulary Words
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.
topic: Mom, Daughter, Mother, Inspiring Motherhood, Mother's Day
Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.
topic: Father, Alcohol, Tools, Power Tools, Funny Fathers Day
My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.
topic: Sarcastic, Daughter, Dad, Funny Dad, Funny Father
topic: Father, Years, Style, Funny Dad, Clothing Style
topic: Fathers Day, Dad, College, Funny Fathers Day
The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
topic: Fathers Day, Son, Doe, Sons Love, Inspirational Father
Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.
source: Gloria Naylor (2017). “Mama Day: A Novel”, p.185, Open Road Media
topic: Daughter, Fathers Day, Dad, Father Died, Inspirational Father
topic: Baseball, Baby, Rain, Cute Fathers Day, Funny Fathers Day
topic: Mother, Daughter, Father, Inspirational Father, Like A Mother
topic: Funny, Dad, Kids, Funny Dad, Funny Father
source: Helen Rowland (1909). “Reflections of a Bachelor Girl”
topic: Fathers Day, Dad, Son, Inspirational Father, Father And Son
topic: Funny, Leadership, Witty, Kid At Heart, Inspirational Parenting