Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
topic: Funny, Christmas, Witty, Humorous Christmas, Merry Christmas Cards

source: Quoted in Leslie Halliwell, Halliwell's Filmgoer's Companion (1984)
topic: Funny, Christmas, Mother, Humorous Christmas, Inspirational Holiday
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
topic: Love, Positive, Christmas, Humorous Christmas, Gifts Of The Spirit
source: 1822 The Night Before Christmas.
topic: Christmas, Night, House, St Nicholas, Stirring
source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Funny, Christmas, Wise, Humorous Christmas, Merry Xmas Funny
topic: Christmas, Memories, Children, Christmas Time, Meaningful Christmas
topic: Christmas, Sweet, Men, Jesus And Christmas, Jesus Christmas
topic: Christmas, Holiday, Simple, Loving Others, Joy Of Giving
That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
topic: Funny, Christmas, People, Humorous Christmas, Christmas Card
Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.
topic: Christmas, Funny Christmas, Earth, Humorous Christmas, Jesus Christmas
topic: Family, Christmas, Book, Merry, Merry Christmas Cards
topic: Family, Christmas, Xmas, Jesus And Christmas, Jesus Christmas
the joy that you give to others is the joy that comes back to you
source: John Greenleaf Whittier, “Somehow not only for Christmas”
topic: Famous Inspirational, Giving, Joy, Christmas Eve, Charity At Christmas
Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.
topic: Creatures, St Nicholas, Christmas Day, Christmas Holiday, Dry Leaves
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
topic: Christmas, Blessed, World, Humorous Christmas, Gifts Of The Spirit
topic: Christmas, Years, One Day, Humorous Christmas, Gifts Of The Spirit
Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
topic: Christmas, Time And Love, Ingredients, Family Holiday, Christmas Time
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
topic: Christmas, Kids, Batteries, Humorous Christmas, Inspirational Holiday
Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
topic: Christmas, Funny Christmas, Littles, Gifts Of The Spirit, Family Holiday
Mankind is a great, an immense family... This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.
topic: Christmas, Heart, Mankind, Family Holiday, Jesus And Christmas
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
topic: Christmas, Girl, Cheesy, Memorable Christmas, Merry Christmas Greeting Card
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
topic: Funny, Christmas, Sarcastic, Humorous Christmas, Christmas Time
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
topic: Love, Christmas, Heart, Humorous Christmas, Family Holiday
topic: Love, Funny, Christmas, Humorous Christmas, Meaningful Christmas
Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.
topic: Christmas, Heart, Hands, Heart To Heart, Great Christmas
source: 'On the Morning of Christ's Nativity' (1645) st. 1
topic: Christmas, Mother, Kings, Christmas Thoughts, Advent Christmas
Always winter but never Christmas.
source: C.S Lewis, Adrian Mitchell (2012). “The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe”, p.45, Oberon Books
topic: Christmas, Winter, Lion The Witch And The Wardrobe, Lion Witch Wardrobe, Winter Christmas
Christmas moves us to think of others rather than of ourselves & directs our thoughts to giving.
topic: Moving, Thinking, Giving, Christmas Giving, Great Christmas
topic: Christmas, Faith, Inspiration, Great Christmas
topic: Thinking, Giving, Signatures, Great Christmas
The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it.
source: "Patti Page, singer of Tennessee Waltz, dies at 85", www.theguardian.com. January 2, 2013.
topic: Song, Santa, Titles, Boogie, Christmas Song