Shirts quotes
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All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
-- Abraham Lincoln -
Girls are telling me to take my shirt off. It's like, 'Hello! I'm a person, too!
-- Alex Meraz -
Take on the pain and wear it as a shirt.
-- Amanda Palmer -
Maybe I should drive a hybrid. I do have a shirt that says, 'Go Green.'
-- Amanda Seyfried -
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If you have two shirts in your closet, one belongs to you and the other to the man with no shirt.
-- Ambrose -
Doubts are like stains on a shirt. I like shirts with stains, because when I'm given a shirt that's too clean, one that's completely white, I immediately start having doubts.
-- Antonio Tabucchi -
Always roll up the sleeves on your shirt. It gives the impression that you're working, even if you're not.
-- Ashton Kutcher -
I see no reason to have my shirts ironed. It's irrational.
-- Barry Commoner -
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Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.
-- Bill Engvall -
I'm a jacket man. And if I'm without one, I am kind of seriously disabled. I don't know how to operate in shirt sleeves.
-- Bill Nighy -
I'm a blue-shirt guy.
-- Billy Bush -
Shave your head, wear a 'ZERO' shirt. Take away your identity. What do you have? You still have yourself.
-- Billy Corgan -
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I usually always start with the jeans, which is weird because most guys, I would say, start with a shirt and build around the shirt. I always start with the jeans and I have so many jeans. I have an entire rack of just jeans.
-- Blake Michael -
We weren't raised to take, we were raised to give the shirt off our back to anyone in need.
-- Brantley Gilbert -
I am always looking for a cool tee shirt; maybe one with a rock band or an old advertisement.
-- Bridget Hall -
Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?" "If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.
-- Cassandra Clare -
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He'd (Reggie Jackson) give you the shirt off his back. Of course he'd call a press conference to announce it.
-- Catfish Hunter -
If I ever wear a Chelsea shirt, you have permission to kill me.
-- Cesc Fabregas -
It's not a bad day at work when you just have to take your shirt off for a big franchise movie. There are worse jobs out there!
-- Chaske Spencer -
Where's my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal? It's my most capable-looking outfit!
-- Cher -
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To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back.
-- CM Punk -
When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, I guess not
-- Dane Cook -
I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
-- Darynda Jones -
Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
-- Darynda Jones -
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I just heard a story from someone the other day where somebody was beaten up by Christians for wearing one of our shirts. Of course, that's a very Christian thing to do.
-- Davey Havok -
Put yourself in their shoes before you decide on the best way to take their shirts.
-- David Sklansky -
I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.
-- Demetri Martin -
I was working at the store on the Sony studios in Culver City. And I was literally holding a shirt when they came in and told me I'd got the part! It just shows dreams do come true.
-- Derek Luke -
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When I wear the national team shirt, its sole contact with my skin makes it stand on an end.
-- Diego Maradona -
My fans want my shirt. They can have my shirt. They put it on my back.
-- Elvis Presley -
It makes me sad because I've never seen such--such beautiful shirts before.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald -
I'm most comfortable in T-shirts, but they have to have some style to them.
-- Giada De Laurentiis -
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Put a knife in your shirt, get close to an Israeli occupier and stab him.
-- Hassan Nasrallah -
One U.S. hit single and a hit T Shirt in 1985 does not a celebrity make.
-- Holly Johnson -
Well, fluffy shirts are, by definition, very comfortable.
-- Hugh Dancy -
To be the name on somebody's shirt that they've made themselves in preparation for one of your shows - it doesn't get much cooler than that.
-- Hunter Hayes -
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People don't ask Jay-Z to take his shirt off when he rhymes,
-- Janelle Monae -
been there done that, bought the t-shirt" Chapter 2
-- Jeff Lindsay -
She slid out from under his arm, and picked up his shirt from the floor. When she put it on, it failed to meet in the middle over her chest. that always worked in the movies, she thought, disgusted, and dropped it on the floor.
-- Jennifer Crusie -
What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.
-- Jeremy Piven -
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I’m not my name. My name is something I wear, like a shirt. It gets worn. I outgrow it, I change it.
-- Jerry Spinelli -
For me there was never a lot of glamor involved in being a junkie, it was about trying to hide the puke and bloodstains on my shirt.
-- Jerry Stahl -
I have a lot of Breton striped top and silk shirts that always feel good. I also like things with a masculine edge and dislike anything too girly.
-- Jessica Raine -
I'm not big on flak jackets and tie-dyed shirts. You know, that's not me.
-- Joe Biden -
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The happy man's without a shirt.
-- John Heywood -
I'm tight with Zack Ryder so I've had a Zack Ryder t-shirt for quite some time.
-- Josh Mathews -
Is that an invitation?†“I suppose it is.†“Good.†Cade’s voice dropped lower, adding one last thing before hanging up. “And tell your friend in the striped shirt that he’s in my seat.
-- Julie James -
You should smile more often.' 'Can't.' He grunted as he opened her shirt to expose her chest. 'My face might freeze like that.
-- Larissa Ione -
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Anyone who has two shirts when someone has none is not a christian.
-- Lenny Bruce -
We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a "No Fear" t-shirt.
-- Lev L. Spiro -
Shirts are for pussies. I take my pants off!
-- Linden Ashby -
So, ah, I'm not sure if you know this, but you're not wearing a shirt." "Distracting, isn't it?
-- Lisa McMann -
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I have this old worn-out, skintight T-shirt that I love. That's sexy.
-- Liz Vassey -
Niall: Help! Louis: Did anyone hear that? Niall: Help!! Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shirt and has Superman shirt underneath) Superman is here!!
-- Louis Tomlinson -
It was never about having a Mohican haircut or wearing a ripped T-shirt. It was all about destruction, and the creative potential within that.
-- Malcolm Mclaren -
If Stephen Harper took off his shirt in public, I’m not sure he'd raise any money for charity,
-- Margaret Trudeau -
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Girls don’t really recognize me on the street. No one has tried to serenade me or rip my shirt off.
-- Mark Salling -
The first thing I ever bought for myself was a green Lacoste shirt.
-- Mary-Louise Parker -
You know, Taylor Lautner, with a body like that, he should be taking his shirt off. For me, it's not so essential.
-- Max Irons -
Kingsley did the same, except he also removed his T-shirt, showing off his broad chest, tan and smooth. When had Kingsley had time to work on his tan? Mimi wondered.
-- Melissa de la Cruz -
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They both smiled at the picture of Albert in his chinos and button-down shirt exhorting kids from atop a bike.
-- Michael Grant -
Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.
-- Mike Birbiglia -
To me the work is so much more interesting, the parts that don't require you just to take your shirt off.
-- Morris Chestnut -
Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.
-- Navjot Singh Sidhu -
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I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.
-- Neil Tennant -
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
-- Nick Offerman -
We need to be just before we are generous, as we need shirts before ruffles.
-- Nicolas Chamfort -
I would never play in England in another shirt other than Arsenal's.
-- Patrick Vieira -
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Literature is about as unnecessarily necessarily as tableware or ironed shirts.
-- Peter Bichsel -
You can make jeans and a t-shirt super stylish. It's what you make of it, you know?
-- Phillip Lim -
Was I wearing my 'I'm done with my virginity, please get rid of it for me' T-shirt?
-- Rachel Vincent -
Politics is everywhere.. it is in your shirt.. in your pants.. everywhere.
-- Rahul Gandhi -
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Politics is everywhere. It's in your shirt, it's in your pants. It's everywhere.
-- Rahul Gandhi -
John Terry wears his shirt on his sleeve
-- Ray Parlour -
Every day I'll wear your memory like a favorite shirt upon my back
-- Richard Thompson -
I took the No. 20 shirt because I'm here to win The 20th title with United.
-- Robin van Persie -
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You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.
-- Ryan Stiles -
You're barely even wearing a shirt! What are you going to do if a mugger jumps out at you, flash them?
-- Sarah Rees Brennan -
If you were a woman, all I'd have to say is 'Colin Firth in a wet shirt' and you'd say 'Ah.
-- Shannon Hale -
Ladies love a man with shirt off, so my shirt stays off
-- Soulja Boy -
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There is a difference between looking all right in a shirt and taking the shirt off. The older that us dudes get, the more the paunch has to be worked on. It's hard.
-- Stephen Moyer -
I simply adore 'The Simpsons.' I go to bed in a 'Simpsons' T-shirt.
-- Steven Spielberg -
That leaves Decker and what's his name, Mr. I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt.
-- Suzanne Brockmann -
I watched him pull his t-shirt over his head. I could put hin on replay doing that and watch it all day...
-- Tammara Webber -
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I have like 20 snap-up shirts in my closet, and I never, never would have thought before FNL would I have had that.
-- Taylor Kitsch -
If I had to choose, I would never take my shirt off again in a movie, but I guess that's not very realistic. I certainly won't be asking to do it, though.
-- Taylor Lautner -
I like to wear a lot of one-tone color outfits - same color trousers, same color shirt.
-- Theophilus London -
I feel like jeans and a T-shirt have become Establishment. Everyone’s dressed down. So actually putting on a jacket is the anti-ÂEstablishment stance.
-- Thom Browne -
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I was never NOT confident about doing scenes without my shirt - and now I'll find any excuse to take my shirt off!
-- Tyler Posey -
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy it hurts...
-- Ward Churchill -
I find vacuuming very therapeutic, but I hate ironing. I usually have no shirt on while ironing, because I'm ironing it, and I end up burning my chest.
-- Warwick Davis -
... you cannot make a man clean [simply] by washing his shirt.
-- William Booth -
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The fear we throw about danger is always as disproportionate as a paternal shirt on an infant.
-- Austin O'Malley -
Mostly every shirt and cover you see has come from my mind.
-- Charlie Benante -
I'm a Hawaiian shirt guy. I've made that life decision.
-- Chris O'Dowd -
I could never have a threesome. This is not a threesome body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your shirt on body - this is a tell nobody.
-- Felipe Esparza -
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He and the girl had almost nothing to say to each other. One thing he did say was, 'I ain't got any tattoo on my back.' 'What you got on it?' the girl said. 'My shirt,' Parker said. 'Haw.' 'Haw, haw,' the girl said politely.
-- Flannery O'Connor -
I stole a shirt off Jacques (Kallis) and a pullover off Harry (Paul Harris) that still had his hamburger stain on the front left side of it.
-- Graeme Smith -
Usually when I see Matthew [McConaughey] at a show, he'll be down in front with his shirt off with two beers just going mental, lit up and having an amazing time.
-- Ian Astbury -
As long as I didn't have to put on the tiara and the chains and the big yellow shirt for the whole series, I was up for anything.
-- Mike Colter -
