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Mitch Hedberg Quotes:

Ocupation: Comedian

Life: February 24, 1968 - March 29, 2005

Birthday: February 24

Death: March 29

I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. "Would you like anything else with the pastrami sandwich?" "Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people!"

- Mitch Hedberg

topic: Funny, New York, Hate, Pastrami

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