Mitch Hedberg Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: February 24, 1968 - March 29, 2005
Birthday: February 24
Death: March 29
I had a box of Ritz crackers, and on the back of the box, they had all these suggestions for what to put on top of the Ritz. Try it with cheese. Try it with peanut butter. Come on, man, they're crackers, that's why I got them. I like crackers! I didn't buy them because they're little edible plates!
topic: Funny, Humor, Men, Ritz
