Mitch Hedberg Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: February 24, 1968 - March 29, 2005
Birthday: February 24
Death: March 29
I hate turkeys. If you go to the grocery store, you start to get mad at turkeys. You see turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Somebody just needs to tell the turkeys, "Man, just be yourselves!" I already like you, little fella. I used to draw you. If you had a couple of fingers missing, you would draw a really messed-up turkey. That turkey was in an accident!
topic: Funny, Couple, Hate, Fellas, Pastrami, Bologna
