Groucho Marx Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: October 2, 1890 - August 19, 1977
Birthday: October 2
Death: August 19
In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two he's also having a fling with a fringe tootsie, both the wife and the mistress are outraged and the combination lover, husband, and cheat may well wind up with a large French bread knife between his ribs.
source: Groucho Marx (2008). “Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover”, p.192, Da Capo Press
topic: Funny, Husband, Humorous, Fling, French Bread
