Ocupation: Comedian
Life: February 24, 1968 - March 29, 2005
Birthday: February 24
Death: March 29
I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to be scratched. Shoot! I will not know if I have won!
- Mitch Hedberg
topic: Funny, Humor, Scratches, Lottery Ticket, Lotion, Lottery
