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Mitch Hedberg Quotes:

Ocupation: Comedian

Life: February 24, 1968 - March 29, 2005

Birthday: February 24

Death: March 29

Every time I walk by a spy shop, I think that I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting fishy! I need to buy a safe that looks like a Spray 'N Wash can. "Hey, Mitch, can I use the Spray 'N Wash?" "Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt with documents!"

- Mitch Hedberg

topic: Funny, Humor, Thinking, Fishy

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