Rodney Dangerfield Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004
Birthday: November 22
Death: October 5
I can't figure women out. They put on makeup for three hours. They wear things that make them smaller. Things that make them bigger. Then they meet a man and they want truth.
source: "Rodney Dangerfield: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007. 
