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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes:

Ocupation: Comedian

Life: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

Birthday: November 22

Death: October 5

My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches the birds get hernias. Well, only last Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he gave me a sweatshirt with a bulls-eye on the back. I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."

- Rodney Dangerfield

topic: Home, Mean, Kids, Sweatshirts, Hernias

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