Henny Youngman Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998
Birthday: March 16
Death: February 24
A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell and say, Here's your husband! The man's wife says, Where's his wheelchair?
topic: Husband, Fall, Home, Wheelchairs, Front Doors
