Mitch Hedberg Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: February 24, 1968 - March 29, 2005
Birthday: February 24
Death: March 29
You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", but then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together".
topic: Funny, Humor, Cutting, Corn On The Cob
