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Mitch Hedberg Quotes:

Ocupation: Comedian

Life: February 24, 1968 - March 29, 2005

Birthday: February 24

Death: March 29

A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll go and replace it before they check it off, but they make that stuff impossible to replace. I go to the store and ask, 'Do you have coke in a glass harmonica ...Do you have individually wrapped cashews'

- Mitch Hedberg

topic: Funny, Humor, Glasses, Fathom, Harmonicas, Cashews

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