Ocupation: Comedian
Life: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004
Birthday: November 22
Death: October 5
A homeless guy came up to me on the street, said he hadn't eaten in four days. I told him, "Man, I wish I had your willpower.
source: Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.22, Zondervan