Happy Valentines Day Funny Quotes:
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
topic: Love, Inspirational, Romantic, Humorous Love, I Love You Like
topic: Love, Funny, Marriage, Humorous Love, Humorous Valentine
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
topic: Love, Funny, Marriage, Humorous Love, Humorous Valentine
topic: Love, Valentines Day, Fate, Meaning Life, Life And Destiny
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
topic: Love, Funny, Witty, Humorous Valentine, Successful Man
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
topic: Love, Witty, Hurt, Humor Love, Humorous Love
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
topic: Boyfriend, Marriage, Breakup, Funny Valentines Day, Funny Dating
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com. 
topic: Love, Valentines Day, Fun, Humorous Valentine, Loving Him
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
topic: Valentines Day, Funny Relationship, Men, Funny Valentines Day, Funny Romantic
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
topic: Funny, Romantic, Valentines Day, Humorous Valentine, Singles
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
topic: Marriage, Stupid, Men, Marriage Speech, Wedding Marriage
'Twas not my lips you kissed but my soul.
topic: Kissing, Soul, Lips, Make Me Feel Special, Say I Love You
The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you.
topic: First Love, Romantic Love, Stories, Soulmate Love, Soulmates And Love
When love is not madness, it is not love.
topic: Love, Relationship, Meaningful, Impress A Girl, Happy Love
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
topic: Funny, Anniversary, Valentines Day, Humor Love, Humorous Love
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
topic: Love, Relationship, Positive, Touch Someone, Courage To Change
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
topic: Honesty, Women, Keys, Humor Love, Humorous Valentine
Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret.
topic: Regret, Lost, Loved And Lost, Humorous Valentine, St Valentine
Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
source: Thomas Hood (1857). “The poetical works of Thomas Hood”, p.225
topic: Famous Love, Art, Valentine, St Valentine, Sweet Valentine
topic: Love, Life, Relationship, Impress A Girl, Say I Love You
source: Judith Viorst (1987). “Love and Guilt and the Meaning of Life, Etc.”, Fireside
topic: Love, Marriage, Fall, Husband To Be, Marriage Advice
Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.
topic: Love, Romantic, Girlfriend, St Valentine, Law Of Attraction Love
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
topic: Love, Funny, Sarcastic, Humorous Love, Humorous Valentine
Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without.
topic: I Love You, Love Is, Finding Someone, St Valentine, Without Love
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
source: Helen Rowland (1909). “Reflections of a Bachelor Girl”
topic: Love, Relationship, Littles, Dangerous Things, Confessing
The best smell in the world is that man that you love.
topic: Love, Romantic, Boyfriend, Cute Boyfriend, Cute Valentines Day
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
topic: Love, Humor, Kissing, Husband Love, Just Kiss Me
Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
topic: Love, Sexy, Food, Food Love, Hot And Sexy
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
topic: Love, Ocean, Emotion, Humor Love, Humorous Love
source: "Philip French's screen legends" by Philip French, www.theguardian.com. May 15, 2010.
topic: Marriage, Morning, Work, Humorous Valentine, Funny Valentines Day
topic: I Love You, Heart, Keys, Marriage Engagement, Sweet Valentines Day
Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.
topic: I Love You, Birthday, Marriage, Marriage And Love Inspirational, Marriage Speech
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
topic: Funny, Marriage, Hilarious, Getting Married, Good Sex
Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
source: Armistead Maupin (1992). “Maybe the moon: a novel”, HarperCollins Publishers
topic: Valentines Day, Fun, Love Is Blind, Humorous Valentine, Braille
topic: Love, Boyfriend, Stars, Sun And Stars, Love Literature
Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.
source: Robert Browning, “Rabbi Ben Ezra”
topic: Love, Anniversary, I Like You, Marriage And Love Inspirational, Marriage Speech
It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.
source: Vladimir Nabokov (2016). “Lolita”, p.149, Hamilton Books
topic: Love, Sight, Lasts, Love Literature, Love At First Sight
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
topic: Love, Marriage, Wisdom, Funny Valentine, Using Your Brain
source: "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
topic: Love, Inspirational, Funny, Physical Beauty, Long Relationship
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
topic: Love, Romantic, Valentines Day, Humor Love, Paperwork
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
topic: Love, Life, Positive, Say I Love You, Effortless
Things must be felt with the heart.
topic: Heart, Great Feelings, Physical Beauty, Say I Love You, Long Relationship
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
topic: Love, Inspirational, Dream, Humorous Valentine, St Valentine
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
topic: Life, Nature, Flower, Blooming Flower, Funny Valentines Day
topic: Love, Inspiring, Valentines Day, Humor Love, Humorous Love