
topic: Funny, Life, Wisdom, Managing Time, Time Spent

There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.
topic: Retirement, Jobs, Business, Funny Retirement, Funny Boss
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
topic: Fun, Aging, Getting Old, Funny Retirement, Middle Ages
topic: Stress, Fishing, People, Hunting And Fishing, Stress And Life
Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.
topic: Retirement, Age, Able, Funny Retirement, Retirement Farewell
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
topic: Retirement, Boss, Age, Funny Retirement, Retirement Card
In retirement, only money and symptoms are consequential.
topic: Teacher, Retirement, Teaching, Funny Retirement, Retirement Farewell
topic: Thinking, Worry, Age, Turning 40, Growing Old
I think retirement beats the heck out of life after death, that's for sure.
topic: Retirement, Thinking, Life After Death, Retirement Humor
Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.
topic: Teacher, Retirement, Work, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
God has a plan for your retirement.
topic: Retirement, God Has A Plan, Plans, Funny Retirement, Retirement Humor
topic: Retirement, Evening, Boxes, Fireplaces, Funny Retirement
topic: Love, Inspirational, Life, Life Wisdom, Job Opportunities
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
topic: Happy Birthday, Beauty, Funny Inspirational, Humorous Birthday, Staying Young
source: 'Julius Caesar' (1599) act 5, sc. 1, l. 118
topic: Retirement, Farewell, Forever, Cassius, Parting
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
topic: Funny, Hilarious, Witty, Funny Retirement, Office Hours
source: Diary entry, April 15, 1836.
topic: Country, Retirement, Long, Funny Retirement, Retirement Homes
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
topic: Sports, Age, Income, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
topic: Teacher, Retirement, Numbers, Ciphers, Inspirational Retirement
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
source: "Famous drinkers" by Rob Parker, www.theguardian.com. April 18, 2004.
topic: Drinking, Book, Beer, Funny Sarcastic, Inspirational Golf
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
topic: Jobs, Husband, Wife, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
topic: Life, Happy Birthday, Happiness, Humorous Birthday, Mature And Immature
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
topic: Success, Retirement, Age, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
topic: Inspirational, Retirement, Stress, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
topic: Retirement, Days Off, Trouble, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.
topic: Differences, People, Age, Retirement Farewell, Retirement Humor
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
topic: Funny, Witty, Teacher, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
topic: Teacher, Retirement, Golf, Funny Retirement, Motivational Swimming
topic: Hilarious, Retirement, Ties, Stoops, Funny Retirement
I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.
topic: Teacher, Retirement, Income, Funny Retirement, Retirement Humor
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
topic: Inspirational, Motivational, Basketball, Favorite Sports, Inspirational Commitment
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
topic: Retirement, Fun, Age, Retirement Age, Retirement Card
Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.
topic: Teacher, Retirement, Tired, Funny Retirement, Retired Teacher
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
source: "Fictional character: Captain Jeffrey Spaulding". "Animal Crackers", August 20, 1930.
topic: Retirement, Work, Age, Retired Teacher, Retirement Farewell
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
topic: Husband, Men, Wife, Inspirational Retirement, Retired Teacher
A man can't retire his experience.
topic: Men, Experience, Retiring, Ciphers, Inspirational Retirement
Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
topic: Aging, Retiring, Shows, Inspirational Retirement, Funny Retirement
topic: Men, Age, Matter, Inspirational Retirement, Retirement Card