
topic: Food, Mean, Talking, Wishbones, Inspirational Thanksgiving

topic: Thanksgiving, Pie, Yams, Thanksgiving Day, Funny Thanksgiving Day
topic: Thanksgiving, Being Yourself, Fun, Grocery Stores, Pastrami
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
topic: Thanksgiving, Good Day, Men, Day After Thanksgiving, Funny Thanksgiving Day
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
topic: Mother, House, Sorrow, Funny Thanksgiving Day, Funny Mothers Day
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
topic: Thanksgiving, Fun, Kids, Inspirational Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving Day
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
topic: Thanksgiving Day, Optimist, Persons, Optimism And Pessimism, Optimism In Life
I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
topic: Thanksgiving, Turkeys, Los Angeles, Thanksgiving Day, Funny Thanksgiving Day
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.
topic: Funny Thanksgiving, Too Much, Thanksgiving Card, Thanksgiving Jokes, Thanksgiving Thank You
I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that.
source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Thanksgiving, Funny Thanksgiving, Canada, Funny Thanksgiving Day, Thanksgiving Funny
topic: Mom, Drinking, Funny Thanksgiving, Kitties, Thanksgiving Day
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
topic: Thanksgiving, Funny Thanksgiving, Fingers, Five Fingers, Roast Chicken
source: Margaret Junkin Preston (1887). “Colonial Ballads, Sonnets, and Other Verse”
topic: Sweet, Lying, Pie, Christian Thanksgiving, Melons
It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.
topic: Thanksgiving, Turkeys, Three, Beaks, Funny Thanksgiving Day
Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.
topic: Turkeys, Doe, Funny Thanksgiving Day, Peaceful Coexistence, Christian Thanksgiving
source: Cornelius Plantinga (2001). “Beyond Doubt: Faith-Building Devotions on Questions Christians Ask”, p.52, Wm. B. Eerdmans Publishing
topic: Christian, Funny Thanksgiving, Being Thankful, Funny Thanksgiving Day, Christian Thanksgiving