All GEORGE CARLIN Quotes about “Cooking”

“And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.”

“I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.”
“On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.”

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