All MILTON BERLE Quotes about “Education”

“For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.”
“The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.”
“When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"”
“It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!”
“One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of the students. That gave her $50. The rest of the money came from the death of a rich uncle.”
“Nowadays, when a speaker tells the graduates that the future is theirs--is that a promise or a threat?”
“Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.”

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