Mitch Hedberg Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: February 24, 1968 - March 29, 2005
Birthday: February 24
Death: March 29
I like it when you reach into a vending machine to grab your candy bar, and that flap goes up to block you from reaching up? That's a good invention. Before that, it was hard times for the vending machine owners. "Yeah, what candy bar are you getting?" "That one, and every one on the bottom row!"
topic: Funny, Block, Humor, Candy Bar, Vending Machines, Reaching Up
