Beer Love Quotes:

There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.

- Hunter S. Thompson

topic: Beer, Thinking, People, Brewing, Malt

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

- Jack Nicholson

topic: Beer, World, Drink, Drunkenness, Drinking Alcohol

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

- Humphrey Bogart

topic: Book, Drinking, Beer, Irish Beer, Brewing

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Funny, Witty, Work, Irish Beer, Irish Drinking

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

- George Carlin

topic: Humor, Beer, Men, Stupid Funny, Wise Chinese

He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.

- Martin Luther

source: "Luther's Works: Table talk".

topic: Love, Life, Song, Drinkers, Women And Wine

Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

- Edgar Allan Poe

topic: Drinking, Glasses, Alcohol, Ale, Brewing

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

- Ray Bradbury

topic: Drinking, Beer, Intellectual, Drinking Beer, Beer And Love

I drink to make other people interesting.

- George Jean Nathan

source: George Jean Nathan, Charles Angoff (1998). “The World of George Jean Nathan: Essays, Reviews, & Commentary”, Hal Leonard Corporation

topic: Drinking, People, Interesting, Alcoholism, Liquor Funny

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

- Frank Zappa

topic: Funny, Country, Football, Irish Beer, Brewing

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

- Anne Sexton

topic: Beer, Voice, Squash, Ale, Drinks And Love

Homer no function beer well without.

- Matt Groening

topic: Beer, Ale, Funny Simpsons, Drinking Beer, Funniest Simpsons

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Winning, Blame, Funny Simpsons, Sporting Events, Anatomy

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.

- Abraham Lincoln

topic: Inspirational, Wisdom, Truth, Irish Beer, Drinkers

Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.

- Martina Navratilova

topic: Funny, Sports, Running, Sporting Events, Inspirational Tennis

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

- Dave Barry

topic: Drinking, Book, Beer, Ale, Funny Sarcastic

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

- Martin Luther

topic: Funny, Drinking, Sleep, Drinkers, Funny Drinking

Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.

- Hugh Hood

topic: Beautiful, Beer, Looks, Malt, Cold Beer

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.

- Matt Groening

topic: Beer, Tvs, Cold, Cold Beer, Funniest Simpsons

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

- Thomas Jefferson

topic: Cheer, Drinking, Beer, Brewing, Malt

He that drinks fast, pays slow.

- Benjamin Franklin

topic: Drinking, Pay, Drink, Brewing, Don't Drink Alcohol

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

- W. C. Fields

topic: Funny, Drinking, Book, Drinking And Driving, Drinkers

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

- Frank Sinatra

topic: Drinking, Beer, Men, Alcoholism, Irish Beer

Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.

- Winston Churchill

topic: Hate, Beer, People, Beer And Love, Beer Drinkers

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

- Kinky Friedman

topic: Beauty, Philosophy, Eye, Alcoholism, Irish Beer

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

- Wilhelm II

topic: Beer, Love Is, Giving, Irish Beer, Irish Drinking

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

- Henny Youngman

topic: Crazy, Book, Reading, Liquor Funny, Day Drinking

God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

topic: Food, Yeast, And Love, Irish Beer, Brewing

For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.

- William Shakespeare

topic: Kings, Drinking, Ale, Bleaching, Brewing

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

- Henry Lawson

topic: Party, Drinking, Beer, Irish Beer, Brewing

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

- Benjamin Franklin

topic: Love, Inspirational, Funny, Ale, Lager

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

- Edgar Allan Poe

topic: Drinking, Beer, Who Cares, Ale, Drinking Alcohol

Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.

- Benjamin Franklin

topic: Rain, Wine, Roots, Vineyards, Best Wine

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

- Tina Fey

topic: Sorry, Drinking, Beer, Irish Beer, Funny Beer

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

- Sid Vicious

topic: Love, Beer, Mirrors, Brewing, Light Beer

It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.

- Sandy Lyle

topic: Sports, Motivational Sports, Winning, Sporting Events, Inspirational Tennis

We hear of the conversion of water into wine at the marriage in Cana as of a miracle. But this conversion is, through the goodness of God, made every day before our eyes. Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, and which incorporates itself with the grapes, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.

- Benjamin Franklin

source: Benjamin Franklin, Jared Sparks (1856). “The Works of Benjamin Franklin: Containing Several Political and Historical Tracts Not Included in Any Former Edition, and Many Letters, Official and Private Not Hitherto Published; with Notes and a Life of the Author”, p.226

topic: Vineyards, Best Wine, Wine And Love, Wine Love, Wine Making

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!

- Matt Groening

topic: Life, Hilarious, Funny Beer, Funniest Simpsons, Funny Simpsons

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

- Raymond Chandler

source: The Long Goodbye ch. 4 (1953)

topic: Girl, Drinking, Beer, Funny Sarcastic, Kissing A Girl

stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.

- Charles Bukowski

topic: Drinking, Beer, Blood, Drinks And Love, Beer And Love