Ocupation: Comedian
Life: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004
Birthday: November 22
Death: October 5
My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."
topic: Funny, Humor, Wife, License Plate