Funny Single Valentines Day Quotes:
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
topic: Funny, Romantic, Valentines Day, Humorous Valentine, Singles
topic: Love, Life, Good Morning, Keep Smiling, Empowering Women
topic: Love, Friendship, Positive, Tigger, Bff
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com. 
topic: Love, Valentines Day, Fun, Humorous Valentine, Loving Him
topic: Love, Inspiring, Valentines Day, Humor Love, Humorous Love
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
topic: Love, Romantic, Valentines Day, Humor Love, Paperwork
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
topic: Love, Funny, Witty, Humorous Valentine, Successful Man
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
topic: Love, Men, Confusion, Humorous Valentine, Love You Like
topic: Sexy, Being Single, Mean, Singles, Single Girl
topic: Valentine, Holiday, Special, Special Someone, Funny Valentines Day
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
topic: Love, Witty, Hurt, Humor Love, Humorous Love
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
topic: Love, Sarcastic, Depressing, Humorous Love, Dirty Business
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
topic: Love, Humor, Kissing, Husband Love, Just Kiss Me
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
topic: Valentine, Together, Saving, Funny Valentines Day, Lavender
Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.
topic: Single, Nice, Being Single, Singles, Irresponsibility
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
topic: Marriage, Stupid, Men, Marriage Speech, Wedding Marriage
For the taxable investor, indexing means never having to say you're sorry.
topic: Sorry, Mean, Investing, Need Love, Sorry For Him
Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.
topic: Romantic, Valentines Day, Fate, Just Kiss Me, Kissing And Love
Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
source: Armistead Maupin (1992). “Maybe the moon: a novel”, HarperCollins Publishers
topic: Valentines Day, Fun, Love Is Blind, Humorous Valentine, Braille
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
topic: Love, Funny, Leadership, Humorous Valentine, Funny Valentines Day
source: Melissa de la Cruz (2010). “The Van Alen Legacy: Number 4 in series”, p.148, Hachette UK
topic: Happiness, Hurt, Thinking, Happy Love, Funny Anti Valentines Day
Vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
source: Larry Adler, Philip Judge (1994). “Me and My Big Mouth”, Blake Pub
topic: Sorry, Mean, Vasectomy, Need Love, Sorry For Him
source: "Philip French's screen legends" by Philip French, www.theguardian.com. May 15, 2010.
topic: Marriage, Morning, Work, Humorous Valentine, Funny Valentines Day
Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end.
source: FaceBook post by Ann Brashares from Apr 08, 2013
topic: Life, Funny Love, War, War Love, Love Is Like
Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.
topic: Believe, Love Life, Treats, Funny Single Valentines Day, Funny Valentine
topic: Love, Single, Butterfly, Singles, Single Relationship
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
topic: Valentines Day, Funny Relationship, Men, Funny Valentines Day, Funny Romantic
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
topic: Funny, Anniversary, Valentines Day, Humor Love, Humorous Love
To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
topic: Broken Heart, Falling In Love, Simple, Humor Love, Mending A Broken Heart
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
source: 1738 Polite Conversation, dialogue 2.
topic: Funny, Inspiration, Being In Love, Humorous Valentine, Kissing And Love
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
topic: Heart, Age, Bypass, Singles, Cute Funny Valentines Day
topic: Love, Running, Angel, Most Memorable, Mid Summer Nights Dream
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
topic: Boyfriend, Marriage, Breakup, Funny Valentines Day, Funny Dating
You're not a coward just because you don't want to hurt people.
topic: Hurt, People, Coward, Funny Anti Valentines Day, Funny Single Valentines Day
Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
source: Thomas Hood (1857). “The poetical works of Thomas Hood”, p.225
topic: Famous Love, Art, Valentine, St Valentine, Sweet Valentine
Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed.
source: Laurell K. Hamilton (2011). “Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 6-10”, p.1106, Penguin
topic: Love, Valentines Day, Sarcastic, Anita Blake, Funny Anti Love
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
topic: Love, Inspirational, Romantic, Humorous Love, I Love You Like
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
topic: Love, Cigar, Exploding, Humorous Love, Funniest Love
topic: Love, Funny, Valentines Day, Humor Love, Humorous Valentine
Being an American means never having to say you're sorry.
topic: Sorry, Mean, Need Love, Sorry For Him, Vasectomy
Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
source: "Fictional character: The Wizard of Oz". "The Wizard of Oz", www.imdb.com. August 12, 1939.
topic: Love, Break Up, Broken Heart, Unbreakable, Wicked Witch
Avant-garde means never having to say you're sorry.
topic: Sorry, Mean, Avant Garde, Need Love, Sorry For Him
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
topic: Love, Funny, Sarcastic, Humorous Love, Humorous Valentine