George Carlin Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008
Birthday: May 12
Death: June 22
It's nothing but a big stroke job in this country. The government strokes you every day of your life. Religion never stops stroking you. Big business gives you a good stroke. And it's one big, transcontinental, cross-country, red, white and blue stroke job... Do you know what the national emblem for this country ought to be? Forget that bald eagle. The national emblem of this country ought to be Uncle Sam standing naked at attention saluting, and seated on a chair next to him, the Statue of Liberty jerking him off. That would be a good symbol for the United Strokes of America.
source: "George Carlin... It's Bad for Ya!", www.imdb.com. 2008. 
topic: Country, Uncles, Jobs, Statue Of Liberty, Uncle Sam, Red White And Blue, Bald Eagle
